OMG should i slap him ?

I know this is kinda weird but its totally true .. I just got off the phone with my friend... Who has ALOT of money but thats besides the point he wants to get a little black dog and name it iggy and cat a name it ellen .. and laugh at them when they hate each other .. wtf is this world coming to ? Should i slap him ? is there anything i can do to make him not go through with this ?